Peanut Butter

I just wanted to take a minute to tell the audience out there how much I love peanut butter. I mean, I really, really, really love it. I think more than socks. Gasp! I know, it sounds crazy, but it's true. There is nothing better than a Kong full of that smooth, peanutty goodness. Once, when I was over at Winston's house, his moms tried to give us all-natural organic peanut butter. Unacceptable. I have done very scientific taste-tests and found that my own Oliver's brand (I know that's what it is because the jar has my name written on it) is definitely the best peanut butter money can buy. Bring on the hydrogenated oil.